Thursday, September 13, 2007

I met her in a pawn shop ...

She had seen better days but she was well built and a little taller than the others. An old cougar, you could tell she had run with a fast crowd but she was still a looker and sharp as a tack. For $200 she offered to rock my world...

...and she was right.

I thought we were happy. We went to the beach. Long walks in the park and there were always flowers. When she needed more I bought her a D2x so she could mount a full 12 megapixels. I even took her to Seattle for the Strobist Meet. She was a little kinky.

The last time I saw her she was lying on the bed at the Hilton. When I stepped out of the room she disappeared. Someone probably offered her more.... said they were packin' 21 megapixels. Boy will she be surprised when he turns out to be a Canon.

Somewhere on the streets of Seattle she's being pimped by a D50...full of regret.

If anyone sees my Sigma 105mm f/2.8 EX DG Macro, please send the bitch home.