Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Historical Error...

Historians will have you believe that ancient cultures sacrificed virgins to appease their gods. This is not true. In reality, someone's 13 year old daughter was being a pain in the ass and they decided to throw her into a volcano. Don't ask me why I know this.

1 comment:

The Lady with a Cuppa said...

Mine just turned 14 -- it does get better. But yes, 13 is the year of temptation -- but mine is still breathing -- and you will make it through. Just ignore the laughter coming from my corner -- it's rueful I promise.